lo life.

the stuff i find on my journeys through the internets makes me happy. here have some.

the lesbian scene from “Wild Things” performed by hotdog puppets.

baby trashes bar.

I’ve had like 3 too many, cups of coffee this a.m.

the video kicks waaaay more ass than the song. still fucking hilarious.

funniest thing ever. sexy sax man… smh.

helveticunt:

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vague obtuse cat for life

united states in the house.

helveticunt:

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vague obtuse cat for life

united states in the house.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 
Why is Bi Rain hot? Why? Shit, man, can’t you see the photo? He’s got an eight pack. Don’t trust your own eyes? Let’s count ‘em: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. Hell yes.
He’s got that oh-so-sexy Korean figure (broad shoulders, tapered waist) that all people lust over. Enough said.
 Ninja Assassin: The only movie starring a sweaty, fighting Rain. And, oh my word, the power and skill and rage his character has is just…wow. (Not to mention that ninjas, especially ones that are played by Rain, are amazing.)
He’s so versatile. Rain can go from the cute dork to the definition of sex, and shit, girl, that’s fucking turn-on…wouldn’t you want to wake up to that every morning?
He’s a singer and a dancer. What does that mean? That means his body is the shit (he is his own boy band) and his voice is amazing, whether he sings or talks.
{submission}

bahhahhhhh.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. Why is Bi Rain hot? Why? Shit, man, can’t you see the photo? He’s got an eight pack. Don’t trust your own eyes? Let’s count ‘em: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. Hell yes.
  2. He’s got that oh-so-sexy Korean figure (broad shoulders, tapered waist) that all people lust over. Enough said.
  3. Ninja Assassin: The only movie starring a sweaty, fighting Rain. And, oh my word, the power and skill and rage his character has is just…wow. (Not to mention that ninjas, especially ones that are played by Rain, are amazing.)
  4. He’s so versatile. Rain can go from the cute dork to the definition of sex, and shit, girl, that’s fucking turn-on…wouldn’t you want to wake up to that every morning?
  5. He’s a singer and a dancer. What does that mean? That means his body is the shit (he is his own boy band) and his voice is amazing, whether he sings or talks.

{submission}

bahhahhhhh.

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

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zombienice:

ryotomo:

jesus hates zombies. oh man this is awesome.
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zombienice:

ryotomo:

jesus hates zombies. oh man this is awesome.

[via guten:ver]

gloZell speaks the truth about the killer whale situation.

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